We all know the saying that it’s better to give than to receive…and when we get that not-so-special gift, the meaning really comes to life! These replies highlight what we may think, but should never probably say:
- Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.
- Perfect for wearing in the basement.
- Well, well, well...
- I really don’t deserve this.
- Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
- I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
- If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!
- Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
- To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.