ClintMaun
Novice
/ Moderator
Oct 5, 2010, 2:13 PM
Post #1 of 1
(3262 views)
Shortcut
|
By Clint Maun CPS
Although the following are humorous takes on the workplace, many of them may ring very true to you!
. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
. You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
. No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
. The longer the title, the less important the job.
. Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
. All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one’s own.
. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
. Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
. The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.
. There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.
. If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
. You are always doing something marginal when your boss drops by.
. If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
. When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
. To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
By Clint Maun, CPS - www.maunlemke.com
---
(This post was edited by ClintMaun on Oct 7, 2010, 3:07 PM)
|
MAIN
SEARCH
WHO'S 
LOG 