Not-So-Typical Office Slogans


 

Every workplace seems to have its own personal mantras and mission statements. However, we’re hoping you don’t find the slogans below at any workplace!

 

 

  • If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
  • Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings - they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity, probably has a scapegoat.
  • Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here.
  • If at first you don't succeed - try management.
  • It's only unethical if you get caught.

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